that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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