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You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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