I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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