We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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