It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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