I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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