Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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