i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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