He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i drank out of a bidet.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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