The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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