check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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