So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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