You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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