She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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