You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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