shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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