I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
It all started with a game of naked twister.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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