Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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