I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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