Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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