There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
you inspire me to be a worse person
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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