somebody snuck up and got me drunk
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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