Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
How does one acquire holy water?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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