ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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