got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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