this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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