i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
