Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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