You're so nebulous sometimes
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
try to milk me bitch
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