Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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