i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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