Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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