i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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