I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Your penis caused this!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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