Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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