The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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