at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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