im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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