Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
So squirting runs in the family.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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