): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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