I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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