If i come over, it means nothing
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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