making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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