it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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