is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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