no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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