I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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