Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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