I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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