When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
The police scanner is talking about you again....
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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