But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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