but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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