My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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