Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
