dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Let the clothes fall where they may.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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