I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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