went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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