Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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