Dual....:-)
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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